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Bastards of Shop
By JohnnyYen (Undercover Shop Assistant) 1. Mr It-Used-To-Be “How much is a case of Carlsberg?” he asks. I count to ten in my head, then reply, “£10.99,” and gesture towards a stack of six cases of...
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Bastards of Shop 2
By JohnnyYen (Undercover Shop Assistant) 2. Resentful Polish Dude Before we start, let me make it clear I hold no animus against Polish people. I am strongly pro-EU (well, anything that pisses off the...
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Bastards of Shop 3: In Which I Am A Stickler For Accuracy
By JohnnyYen (Undercover Shop Assistant) “Hello love, I’ve just come for me wines.” “You are wrong on two counts, madam. Firstly, I do not love you, indeed your very presence offends me. Secondly, you...
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Bastards of Shop 4: Fear of Change
By JohnnyYen (Undercover Shop Assistant) He buys 8 Carlsberg, 10 Lambert and Butler and some sweets. “That’s £10.23 please sir.” He hands me a twenty. I run the counterfeit pen over it, because if I...
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Bastards of Shop: 10 Richmond King Size Please
“10 Richmond King Size Please” “£2.35 please.” “I’m afraid it’s all in 1p’s and 2p’s.” BASTARD! . Filed under: Humour, Regulars, Words Tagged: Bastards of Shop, JohnnyYen, Rants, Regulars
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